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Rubie's Men's Velociraptor Blue Adult Costume

Rubie's Men's Velociraptor Blue Adult Costume

Q: Will smaller dinosaurs fear me?

I can say from experience that yes, smaller dinosaurs will fear you, as will larger dinosaurs with low self-esteem. The mighty T-Rex is not only at the top of the food-chain, but also at the top of the internet trolling chain. You make a minor grammatical error? BOOM! Roasted! You are captured in an unflattering picture? KAPOW! Memed! I once garbed myself in one of these mechanized terror suits...the power goes to your head more quickly than you would think. Friends stopped coming around. My mother didn't make me a Christmas sweater. The cashier at Walmart gave me an exasperated look. I gained great power...but I lost much of my humanity.

Q: Can you play piano wearing this?

Hi Kim, if you would be comfortable playing the piano while wearing Rubie's costume that would be great!

Q: If I farted while inside of this, could I die?

You won't "die," per se, but you will likely fall into an enchanted sleep very much LIKE death. Lack of consciousness, rigor mortis, a taste in your mouth like artificial banana flavoring, etc. The only cure is true love's kiss. If no one loves you, you will likely by stuck in your smelly suit, the built-in fan circulating your flatulence all the while, for at least a decade or two.

Q: Do you think it would be possible to snow ski while wearing this costume?

It is possible, my daughter did it and it was hilarious.

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Rubie's Men's Velociraptor Blue Adult Costume

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Will smaller dinosaurs fear me?

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If I farted while inside of this, could I die?

Do you think it would be possible to snow ski while wearing this costume?

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