Coffee-Bitch-Slap-Extra Strong & Extra Smooth High Caffeine Coffee, Whole Bean

OMG This coffee smells so good through the bag! It comes as full bean, and when I first opened this black plastic bag that covered the coffee packaging, the smell envelopes you, and literally feels like you are already energized. This coffee was freshly ground and brewed, and woke everyone up in a two family house on Christmas morning! It was one of the best tasting coffees' that I have ever had! please buy a bag for the humorous coffee lover in your life, and one for yourself.

The name on this coffee is funny, but the flavor is no joke. This is a very smooth blend with a lot of kick and a good flavor. If you enjoy high octane coffee, then Bitch Slap coffee was made for you. It will seriously wake you up in a heartbeat. I drink two cups in the morning, but one is definately enough, I just enjoy the extra bolt of lightning. Take my word on the smoothness though, it really goes down good.

I have a solid stable of brews and I was surprised when I tasted this one at how much I enjoyed it. Being honest: I got the coffee because the label reminded me of Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. But damn if it isn't smooth, velvety, and rich. It also packs one hell of a punch, but doesn't leave you crawling on the floor hours later. The kick is tempered and makes for a great work mug.

This is a very smooth, light, with hints of chocolate, and sweetness. I have consumed coffee in large amount for decades, to a point where I'm immune normally to the effects of caffeine. This coffee though bitch slapped me, just like the name, and for the first time in decades I felt the buzz and rush I got the first time I had a cup of coffee. I don't get this often, but treat myself every once in while to this guilty pleasure.

I like a smooth, medium roast and love my caffeine. BS definitely fit the bill. That said, it's priced as a novelty or somewhat premium coffee, so I can't afford buying it on a regular basis. I think it would be more reasonably priced at 1.5X the cost of Starbucks beans (~$10 at my local Kroger). It's good coffee, though. I'll purchase it occasionally unless the price drops about $5.

​I bought this coffee because of the humor factor of it and took it to my brother's lake house for Memorial weekend. Everyone got a good laugh when I set it on the counter. Suprisingly, it tastes great​ and does have a good caffeine kick. It does not have a bitter taste like cheaper coffees. I plan on trying another bag to see if the roasting is consistant.

I have to admit the marketing of this product is pretty darn good. Whose attention would not be captured by the name and the bright red packaging? Not to mention the promises of extra strong and extra smooth high caffeine coffee. While the product is good, it is not exceptional. For $19.95 for a 12 oz. bag, I expected it to be more flavorful. I did not find it to be very strong or flavorful. By comparison, Death Wish is much better. It is fair trade and organic. Also, they state that they offer a 60 day money back guarantee if you are unsatisfied for any reason and no questions asked. I have never taken them up on that guarantee because the coffee delivers an acceptable taste and smoothness while providing a caffeinated punch. Or should I say slap?

The perfect gift for THAT friend with a sense of humor and drinks coffee. It is a great gift swap idea.