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product_id: 65613909
title: "Suck UK | Funny Coaster | Splat Stan Dad Coaster or Beer Mats For Drinks | Hot Drinks Accessories | Office Desk Coaster | Funny Home Office Accessories | Novelty Gifts For Men & Office Gifts, Orange, 12.7 cm L x 12.7 cm W x 2.9 cm H"
brand: "suck uk"
price: "S$21"
currency: SGD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 13
url: https://www.desertcart.sg/products/65613909-suck-uk-funny-coaster-splat-stan-dad-coaster-or-beer
store_origin: SG
region: Singapore
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# 13cm Diameter Rubber Material 66.7g Weight Suck UK | Funny Coaster | Splat Stan Dad Coaster or Beer Mats For Drinks | Hot Drinks Accessories | Office Desk Coaster | Funny Home Office Accessories | Novelty Gifts For Men & Office Gifts, Orange, 12.7 cm L x 12.7 cm W x 2.9 cm H

**Brand:** suck uk
**Price:** S$21
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 😂 Squash Your Stress with Splat Stan!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Suck UK | Funny Coaster | Splat Stan Dad Coaster or Beer Mats For Drinks | Hot Drinks Accessories | Office Desk Coaster | Funny Home Office Accessories | Novelty Gifts For Men & Office Gifts, Orange, 12.7 cm L x 12.7 cm W x 2.9 cm H by suck uk
- **How much does it cost?** S$21 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.sg](https://www.desertcart.sg/products/65613909-suck-uk-funny-coaster-splat-stan-dad-coaster-or-beer)

## Best For

- suck uk enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted suck uk brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Macabre Humor:** Bring a touch of dark comedy to your office supplies.
- • **Versatile Use:** Functions as a coaster or a quirky beer mat for post-work relaxation.
- • **Perfect for Gifting:** Ideal for secret Santa, stocking fillers, or just because!
- • **Conversation Starter:** Guaranteed to raise smiles and spark laughter among colleagues.
- • **Stress Relief at Your Desk:** Squash Stan to let off steam and keep your workspace tidy!

## Overview

The Splat Stan Coaster by Suck UK is a unique and humorous desk accessory designed to relieve stress while keeping your workspace clean. Made from durable rubber, this 13cm diameter coaster is perfect for coffee lovers and makes an excellent gift for colleagues, friends, or family. Whether used as a quirky office supply or a fun beer mat, Splat Stan is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face.

## Description

Suck UK | Funny Coaster | Splat Stan Dad Coaster or Beer Mats For Drinks | Hot Drinks Accessories | Office Desk Coaster | Funny Home Office Accessories | Novelty Gifts For Men & Office Gifts, Orange, 12.7 cm L x 12.7 cm W x 2.9 cm H

## Features

- Splat Stan - the ultimate stress-relieving office desk gift. Had a rough day? Give Stan a good squash with your drinks mug. Let off steam & keep your desk tidy in one go
- Whether given as stocking fillers, secret Santa gifts for men or funny gifts for colleagues, these novelty coasters are sure to ease tension. Desk organiser coasters for employees with a macabre side
- Stan may have come to a sticky end but he is great at keeping your home office desk immaculate - wave goodbye to coffee stains. Perfect women and mens gifts for those who love unnecessary violence
- Become the ultimate class clown by giving Splat Stan as teacher gifts to your favourite (or least favourite) tutor. Dead good gifts for him or her guaranteed to raise a smile or two. Poor Stan...
- Hot-headed coffee addicts need Stan to keep cool. Give our funny coasters as dad gifts - squash Stan instead of your boss! Use as office supplies or a beer mat for unwinding post-work

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Brand | Suck UK |
| Model Number | SK DEADSTAN1 |
| Colour | Orange |
| Diameter | 13 Centimetres |
| Material | Rubber |
| Item Weight | 66.7 g |

## Product Details

- **Color:** Orange
- **Material:** Rubber
- **Brand:** Suck UK
- **Shape:** Round
- **Product Care Instructions:** Steam

## Images

![Suck UK | Funny Coaster | Splat Stan Dad Coaster or Beer Mats For Drinks | Hot Drinks Accessories | Office Desk Coaster | Funny Home Office Accessories | Novelty Gifts For Men & Office Gifts, Orange, 12.7 cm L x 12.7 cm W x 2.9 cm H - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61KbPFmUjYL.jpg)
![Suck UK | Funny Coaster | Splat Stan Dad Coaster or Beer Mats For Drinks | Hot Drinks Accessories | Office Desk Coaster | Funny Home Office Accessories | Novelty Gifts For Men & Office Gifts, Orange, 12.7 cm L x 12.7 cm W x 2.9 cm H - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61JLM6bxs5L.jpg)
![Suck UK | Funny Coaster | Splat Stan Dad Coaster or Beer Mats For Drinks | Hot Drinks Accessories | Office Desk Coaster | Funny Home Office Accessories | Novelty Gifts For Men & Office Gifts, Orange, 12.7 cm L x 12.7 cm W x 2.9 cm H - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41nzN-iYuKL.jpg)
![Suck UK | Funny Coaster | Splat Stan Dad Coaster or Beer Mats For Drinks | Hot Drinks Accessories | Office Desk Coaster | Funny Home Office Accessories | Novelty Gifts For Men & Office Gifts, Orange, 12.7 cm L x 12.7 cm W x 2.9 cm H - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/31WNB--0a+L.jpg)
![Suck UK | Funny Coaster | Splat Stan Dad Coaster or Beer Mats For Drinks | Hot Drinks Accessories | Office Desk Coaster | Funny Home Office Accessories | Novelty Gifts For Men & Office Gifts, Orange, 12.7 cm L x 12.7 cm W x 2.9 cm H - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/415WwZ5ZstL.jpg)

## Available Options

This product comes in different **Style Name** options.

## Questions & Answers

**Q: Whats the max diameter mug that will fit on the coaster? Cheers**
A: It's just bigger than a standard mug if that helps

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Brilliant!
  

*by G***H on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 15 September 2023*

Good value for money and just a lovely little quirky thing to keep on your work desk.  Excellent quality too, very sturdy but still rubbery, which makes it more "real" because I get a kick out of squashing little orange rubber guys! :) I cannot confirm, but I think it would also be a useful pencil eraser.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Smashing coaster!
  

*by U***A on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 31 January 2023*

Love it! Funny design, easy to to clean and protects wooden/laminated desks from those pesky coffe/tea rings. Protects surfaces from heat too.Could you make different colors pls?

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Lovely gift
  

*by A***L on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 October 2023*

We've had a Splat Stan for years and it's been a magnet for both grandsons!  Bought them both one each as part of their Christmas present this year.  It's a conversation starter and they both love it.  Came well packaged and within a good time span.  Recommended.

## Frequently Bought Together

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*Last updated: 2026-01-29*