Wide Brim Sun Bucket Hat, Waterproof Boonie Hat for Men & Women

I'm not a hat person in general, because I hate wearing hats! Nevertheless, I ordered this one because our planet is heating up and I live in a location that gets hotter than the hubs of hell in spring, summer, and fall. The sun here is so intense it seems to shine through cinderblock! I mean, this place is hotter than Brooke Shields was in that Blue Lagoon movie! And boy did that film lead to some serious fantasy and self-abuse sessions during my hormone-fueled adolescent years. But I digress... In short, I didn't want to end up like a beloved friend of mine who was taunted to the end of his days by insensitive louts who derisively referred to him in public and private settings as Mr. Melanoma Neck. His last months were sad, pock-marked, and painful after having been whittled on for years by dermatologists seeking to exorcise him from the Cancer Demons, so I thought it prudent to outfit myself with some thermonuclear protection in the form of a wide-brimmed hat. I'll be upfront with the fact that I sweat like a hog in the livestock reception area of a Smithfield plant. When I put on a hat, it becomes drenched in seconds if I'm doing the least bit of movement. Not only that, but my sweat seems to have the strange property of bleaching or discoloring light-colored fabrics, probably due to an endocrine system that is way out of whack, or maybe due to some weird gypsy curse. Most of my hats take on the look of chromatic paper that has been dipped in raw sewage, or bleached in a vat of white vinegar during the Midsømmer rites. But not so with this hat! This glorious sun bonnet has endured punishing conditions after resting atop my sweaty melon and protecting my bare neck for nearly four years now. it has retained its color and shape throughout! Not only does it adjust to fit just right whether the weather is calm or windy, but it's cool enough to be worn at midday on the summer solstice in my own little sunny corner of Hell. The netting is fine enough to keep out the flesh-eating gnats, but breezy enough to usher out the stink and moisture that I produce as a result of my unfortunate metabolism. And it looks good enough on me that the bouncers don't turn me away when I come seeking refreshment at the local watering hole. There are lots of horrible hats out there to choose from, but this is definitely not one of them. With a kind price point and a selection of colors to satisfy nearly any fashionista, why would you literally risk your neck by not buying one? Good blessings and safe travels to one and all.

I loved this hat- and I say loved because I LOST it and am so sad! I'll have to buy another. I have a big head and thick hair, finding something so comfortable that looked nice, kept my face shaded and wasn't too hot was a challenge but this hat fit the bill. The dark camo color was a nice subtle touch to keep it from looking boring.

Love that it is adjustable around the head. It protects the front and the neck. It is quite a big brim. The quality is there. It’s comfortable to wear.

As someone who has a pretty large head It fits great and keeps the sun off! I bought this to travel to Universal Studios in Orlando and It was a life saver, some complained about the buckles or strap breaking and honestly you would have to really manhandle it or snag it on something to break it so must be a manufacture defect? So for me it was very versatile because it folds up and is easy to pack and wear and the head stretches pretty good I wanna say my head is about a 24 and it fit fine and there is a little lace on the top if it is loose you can tighten in if you are worried about a loose fit.

Good quality, nice fit and very comfortable. The brim provides great sun protection.

Fit really nice and seemed to be good quality. My daughter wore it on a boat tour and the adjustable strap did a good job of keeping it on in the wind. The size is adjustable, too, so it will fit most adult heads.

This wide brim hat is nice, and the color is perfect. It was big for my head, so I had to open up the seams in the back and tighten up the hat. Now it looks great and fits really well. I especially like that it is foldable, and the wide brim is fantastic. It can easily be folded and placed in luggage or a backpack which allows it to be extremely versatile. Definitely recommend but might need some detailed sewing to fine tune the fit.

Bought 2 one perfect. Great hat. Cool for hot weather and sun coverage. Second hat came folded and was ruined but the folding and will have to returned. Also it had no tag so could have been used.

Best hat for 50 50-degree Celsius

Cumple con su funcion el material es de buena calidad muy recomendable!!!

I love this item it's nice and useful

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Me gusta mucho, es grande y cubre la cara y el cuello, y es más ligero de lo que parece. No da calor. Me gusta mucho para hacer excursiones y salir a caminar