Spots The Clown Costume

This costume has completely changed my perspective on the insignificant reality plan , we call earth and our dimension. The moment I placed the cheap synthetic threads upon my mortal flesh I felt like a new man, ascended, enlightened, it allowed my simple homosapian mind to reach the highest point it ever has before. The small tuffs lining the center of this polka dot labyrinth burn my flesh, their holy energy too great for the simple muscular layer to withstand. It’s taken months of intense resistance training for my body to withstand the intensity of its grand impact for more than a minute. It’s simply breathtaking, once you can wear it for hours, days.I haven’t been able to take it off for the past four days. It’s just, I can’t explain it. Like the adrenaline a baby turtle feels as it desperately crawls to the salty waves of its future; like a bungee jumper feeling the final tug of their elastic rope, wondering if it will snap, if they’ll hit the hard rocks before being tugged back 50km a hour back to the surface of their small reality. I’m the bungee jumper and the rocks are my previous human form, that thick, elastic rope being this magical suit, always pulling me back to my higher self. The neon yellow contrast has forced open my third—no—my fourth eye. I know all now. I can see the future and I remember the future, the past, the present. I remember things that have happened, things that will happen, things that won’t happen, things that will never happen. This suit absorbs the very material of time and space, sucking in the raw oxygenated power around me till my arteries pulse with godly wisdom.I don’t think any of you understand. I know you. I know all about you as you squint at your device, I can see the glare of the blue lights in your dilated irises. I can see through you. You think I’m just a simple, delusional customer with too much time on my hands, don’t you? Think I’m some internet troll hungry for clout? You’re wrong. You’ll always be wrong. It’s that mindset that the threads reject. You’ll never be like me thinking like that. The only way to obtain power even close to mine to to accept me; accept me as your one true savior.Honk.

Great value for the price. I wasn't expecting it to be very good and when it arrived it was all crumpled in the package. But it ironed beautifully on a low heat. I packed it into my suitcase and I thought I'd have to re-iron it when I unpacked but it still looked good. I was a big hit. The costume really stood out in all the photos. I wore it with red gloves and red shoes and a yellow wig. I needed the larger size for the width. I am 5 feet tall. It fastens in the back with two small Velcro tabs so I wore a blouse underneath in case the costume opened up while moving around. The back fastening could have been more secure (I may put in more tabs myself) but otherwise I love this costume and plan to wear it again.It arrived the day after I ordered it which was great because I had waited until the last minute to order.

Me encantó, ideal para lo que buscaba buen diseño y materiales resistentes Perfecto para Halloween o fiestas.

Overall I was happy with the quality and value of the costume. It is lightweight, but not see-through, and seems sturdy. At 6'2", 260, my impression is that the fit on the XL would be better for someone 5'9" to 6'. To be fair, I ordered the XL because there was no XXL option and knew there was a chance it would be a little too small for me.The costume has two ties in the back which most likely will require a second person to help when you put it on. I could reach to untie it, but not tie it back up. Being a jumpsuit you have to mostly take it off when nature calls.

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was good for one night of wearing it. very thin and the puffballs fell off right away, they were half glued on to begin with. only downside is you have to have someone un-tie the back to get out of it to use the restroom.

I love this suit so much! It's supposed to be baggy, so for a more fitted fit, size down. I'm a short, plus size woman and the XL is very big on me and pools at the bottom --- that's not the company's fault though, good product!

This clown suit was for a vintage fair theme, and it fit right in. It's not the typical looking suits. I read the reviews that a person said the pom poms fell off, so I just did a few quick hand stitches as I plan to use this over and over. I love it!